So yeah, I've been a slacker when it comes to xanga. But I've finally decided to add something new! These quotes basically sum up this semester...
Australia… is that a state? -Meg, while desperately trying to list all the 50 states in a game with Emily and Julie
Everyone who owns a pet should get it spadered or nude. –Emily, trying to say ‘neutered or spayed’
Bend over Beethoven! -Meg Meg… It’s roll over Beethoven. –Emily
I wasn’t thinking through your head, I was thinking through my head. We have different heads, you know. –Emily, trying to point out the fact that she and Meg have different perspectives
AMY—is not here right now!! -Meg, trying to cover up the fact that she accidentally called Emily by the wrong name
If that Subway dude closes down shop early, I’ll shoot him. –Emily, just before turning around and seeing a cop standing right in front of her
July 7th… hmm, when is that exactly? -Meg
That’s in August. –Emily, obviously not thinking
I don’t like prosthetic nails. –Emily Um, you mean acrylic nails? -Meg Oh... yeah, that's what I meant. -Emily
I know people who actually imbed nails in their scalps. –Meg (without realizing that Dr. Jeff Myers has just entered the conversation, planning to speak about God’s plan for our lives)
I like how you parted your hair today, it’s very flattering to your scalp. –Meg talking to Emily
Don’t worry Meg, there are still some hot Christian guys out there. –Emily, trying to comfort Meg
Do you mind handing me my pillow? -Meg, talking to Emily from the bathroom stall
But aren’t you guys afraid of deer? -Julie asked, after Meg and Em planned to go star gazing in the grassy bowl
I'm so glad I'm not black because I would embarrass their race. –Emily (hinting at the fact that she can’t dance)
That almost evoked profanity!!! –Cheryl while watching Ring 1
Dude! You smell like milk!! –Emily (her lactose intolerance jealous side popping out) Lactose intolerant? I always thought it was "lack toast and tolerant!" –Meg Lack toast?!? What does that have to do with milk?- Emily I don't know!!! –Meg
Achievement as a kid?!?!.....I PLAYED WITH BARBIES! –Emily (frustrated in Personal Leadership class)
Just put your make-up on and you'll feel better about yourself. –Meg giving advice to Emily and attempting to encourage her on her depressed morning
Up mine!!! -Emily (meaning to say “up yours” to Meg)
Wait, I think I see a word on here that I recognize. –Meg, while reading the back of Pillsbury cookie dough
He was hot… for a Christian. –Emily
Is that a dead chicken?! -Julie, looking into a sketchy bathroom stall at a gas station in Wisconsin
Julie, that’s just a brown leaf. –Emily
You look like a chipmunk on crack. –Emily, referring to Meg’s look on her face as she cringes after getting nail polish remover in her cut
My ham hurts. –Meg Um, don’t you mean your hamstrings? –Emily Yeah, same thing. –Meg
Well, I know where the wheel is. –Emily, sharing the knowledge she knows about changing a flat tire |